Christmas Wishes

Attached to my present from my children was a homemade card. It had a cute Christmas tree and a string of lights decorating it, and the following words:

Blech! Christmas! I hate Christmas. Kids screaming, putting up lights, setting up trees, kids screaming, traveling with kids, Christmas cheer, kids screaming, sledding, traveling back, kids screaming, wrapping presents . . . Did I mention kids screaming? Merry Christmas, Mom!

Perhaps teaching them the fine art of sarcasm wasn't such a great idea after all.