Monday, December 2, 2013

Best pickup line ever?

Sabrina has to do a partner project in English. These types of projects have never been easy for her, starting with pairing up in the first place. Attending a new school has just exacerbated the problem. This morning she was standing around looking lost in the library, figuring she would just wait again until the teacher paired her up with another lost soul or an absent person, when one of the boys in her class walked up to her.

Boy: You will be my partner.

Sabrina: Um, okay. Why?

Boy: Because you are smarter than at least two-thirds of the class, and the other third wouldn't be my partner.

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