Me: Sabrina, you have such gorgeous long eyelashes.
Sabrina: So do you.
Me: No, I don't. See?
S: Oh, wow, um, they're fine. Not as long as mine, but they're really . . .
Me: Shut up. I see the look of pity on your face.
S: Well, at least you match. You don't have eyebrows either.
Me: Nice.
S: Look on the bright side. At least you won't get an old lady's beard.
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