Wilderness Fun

We've had the safety and wilderness talk. The kids seem to be having a great time. They come to dinner beaming.

Calvin: Guess what I did today?

David: What?

C: I peed outside!

D: You did what?

C: I peed outside, in the wilderness. It was fun!

D: Where?

C: Right over there in those bushes.

D: I can't believe you did that! What were you thinking?

C: You said I could.

D: I did not!

Rose: Yes, you did, in the wilderness talk you gave us.

C: Yeah, you said that when we were in the wilderness, we could pee in the great outdoors.

D: I meant when we were on hikes, not in the bushes next to the public dining hall.

C: Well, I guess you should have been more specific.