Europe 2010 Summary

Number of times my high school French was actually useful: 5
Number of French phrases David learned: 2 (Both involving beer)
Number of beers consumed by David: 38
Alps climbed: All of them, I swear (some more than once)
Miles hiked: 50
Falls with skinned knees: 1
Times we got lost: 2
Crying fits: 4
Sweat produced: Buckets
Pounds lost: 5
Number of goats in herd that tried to run us off the road: 50
Number of dogs shepherding the goats: 2
Number of people shepherding goats: 0
Number of people who thought we were British: 70
Number of actual British people we met: 4
Number of yachts offered up for sale to us: 1
Number of gigantor Twix found: 1 (seriously, this thing was HUGE)
Cameras lost: 1
Books read: 5
Wineries found: 0
Ecstatic husband: 1
Trip of a lifetime with my beloved: Priceless