Wild Palms

Last week while traveling for business, David stayed at the Wild Palms Hotel and Bar.

Wild Palms Hotel and Bar ...

After a particularly hard day, David decided to make use of the bar. But where was it? All he could find was this.

No bar, but lots of bad pictures of palms

He went to the front desk.

David: Where is the bar?

Clerk: We don't have one.

David: You don't have a bar at the Wild Palms Hotel and Bar?

Clerk: I know, right? We used to have one, but it is being rebuilt. But I have some wine in the cupboard here. Would you like some?

David: Sure, I would.

Here is his complimentary wine

Which he drank in his room.

Because of no bar.

The end.

P.S. David is going back there again next week. Apparently, they have a lot of availability compared to other hotels in the area.